Saturday, January 30, 2010

The New Environmentalist

DUBAI: Al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden blamed industrial nations for global warming, and urged a boycott of the US dollar to end "slavery," in an audiotape aired by an Arabic television on Friday. News

He said this after his buns were toasted while sunbathing at mountains of Tora Bora as he celebrated the monthly outing out of his cave. When reporter asked him how were his buns now, he replied "Allah ho Akbar". He told the reporter to 'behave' when the reporter glanced at his bikini.


kona berwalla said...

>hen the reporter glanced at his bikini.
you mean mankini?

Majaz said...

lol... chalk one more up in the list of the numerous paradoxes by the Muslim terrorist.