PostMan's Law of Coke Studio Pakistan

Sit back, relax, plugin your earphones, turn on the song - and your wife will start talking to you.

PostMan's Law of Alarm Clocks

You will snooze the alarm the first time.

PostMan's Law of Expenses

Your expenses have a life of their own - they keep growing.

PostMan's Law of Desktop Creep

The number of icons on your desktop will increase to cover the screen.

PostMan's Law of Moronic Behavior

Moronoic behavior of an occupant of the vehicle is directly proportional to the value of the vehicle.

PostMan's Law of Rickshaws

The manoeuverability and speed of a rickshaw by the driver increases with the presence of passengers and decreases otherwise.

Wife's Certainty Principle

A husband is always wrong.

PostMan's Law of Stirring

The spoon will clang against the walls of the glass when you stir liquid in it.

PostMan's Law of Public Profile Picture - II

A woman's profile picture would be more presentable and thought out over than a man's.

PostMan's Law of Child's Instincts

While accessing archives of photos and videos on the electronic device, a child will always find the delete function.

PostMan's Law of Lifts - IV

More people will stand in front portion of the lift closer to the door than the back.



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- PostMan's Law of Lifts
- PostMan's Law of Lifts - II
- PostMan's Law of Lifts - III

PostMan's Law of Car Wallpapers

There will be a Ferrari and a Porsche in collection.

PostMan's Law of Women's Clothes

Every woman is cursed. They just cannot find new clothes in their wardrobe.

PostMan's Law of Lifts - III

People in an elevator will stand facing the door.


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- PostMan's Law of Lifts
- PostMan's Law of Lifts - II

PostMan's Law of Junk Paper

It will accumulate by itself.


Corollary to PostMan's Law of Junk Paper
You will be shredding the paper yourself after sometime.

PostMan's Law of New Password

In first couple of days, you will have hard time recalling the newly changed password.

PostMan's Law of Dupattas

A Pakistani woman will have a stock of dupattas - new and of those belonging to discarded clothes.




- Dupatta - Wikipedia

PostMan's Law of MS Excel

- There will be a typo.
- You will play with borders and colours in the spreadsheet that you often work with.

PostMan's Law of Multiple Cars

Buying a new car in addition to the presence of the older one will result in lesser attention being paid to the older car.

PostMan's Law of Children & Blankets

Children aged 1 to 3 hate blankets during sleep.