PostMan's Law of Coke Studio Pakistan

Sit back, relax, plugin your earphones, turn on the song - and your wife will start talking to you.

PostMan's Law of Alarm Clocks

You will snooze the alarm the first time.

Times of Our Lives

I, buying a Quran from a shopkeeper.

I: Show me Quran with translation.
Him: I only have one Quran with translation and the rest without it.
I: Why?
Him: Nobody buys Quran with translation these days.


How Awesome.

25:30 - And the messenger said: "My Lord, my people have deserted this Qur'an."